I killed my ex... because that's how I roll.

Pick the month you were born in

1 - I ran over
2 - I killed
3 - I needed
4 - I raped
5 - I killed
6 - I cuddled with
7 - I ran naked with
8 - I slept with
9 - I stabbed
10 - I licked
11 - I banged
12 - I smoked


Pick the day (number) you were born on

01 - your grandma
02 - the Kool-Aid man
03 - a horse
04 - a pornstar
05 - your mom
06 - you
07 - a bag of weed
08 - a prostitute
09 - a toothbrush
10 - a jew
11 - a homo
12 - the trojan man
13 - Paris Hilton
14 - a whore
15 - a cat
16 - a pickle
17 - a mexican
18 - a bisexual
19 - a dog
20 - an orange
21 - a crackhead
22 - a bowl of cereal
23 - a easter egg
24 - my ex
25 - a condom
26 - a jar of honey
27 - a lesbian
28 - a homeless guy
29 - a french fry
30 - your dealer
31 - a stripper


Pick the color of shirt you are wearing

White - because thats how I roll.
Black - because I'm sexy.
Pink - because the lil people told me to.
Red - because I have AMAZING boobs.
Blue - because I'm cool like that.
Polka Dots - because I hate my life.
Purple - because I'm gay.
Gray - because I love marijuana.
Orange - because I have double D's.
Green - because I'm beautiful.
Other - because I smoke crack.
Turqoise - because I have a noodle in my nose.
Brown - because I had to.
Shirtless - because I've got abs.


What's yours?