NOTABENE: Roaming aroung MULTIPLY, I stumbled upon a site by Faisal Tamoor. This blog was inspired by a friend. I revised it a bit but its basically the same:
Jack and Max are going to their religious service.
Jack wonders whether it would be all right to smoke while praying.
Max says, "Why don't you ask the Priest?"
So Jack goes up to the Priest and asks, "Priest, may I smoke while I pray?"
The Priest replied, "No, my son, you may not. That's utter disrespect to our religion."
Jack goes back to his friend and tells him what the good Priest told him.
Max says, "I'm not surprised. You asked the wrong question. Let me try."
And so Max goes up to the Priest and asks, "Priest, may I pray while I smoke?"
The Priest eagerly replies, "By all means, my son...by all means."
Food for Thought: The reply you get depends on the question you ask.
Example:
"Can I work on this project while I'm on vacation?"
Let's just see if that works! HAHA!